i am ninja too

the creators of askaninja.com are taking a break after 4 years of being funny. and i'm taking a break after 6 months of being crappy. be back later!

noticed

5 surefire ways to get your fb status noticed, something everyone, deep (and sometimes not so deep) inside of them, wants.

1. Quote some well known line from any cult movie.

2. Complain about any current political events.

3. Make a good joke.

4. Use a writing style totally different from anyone else.
4.5 If you tend to have a lot of well-educated friends, using improper grammar can help.

5. Flame somebody. preferably someone who's ALWAYS on FB.

BONUS!: say you're really (emotion), but don't say why.

Technical: FB's live update will ensure whoever's online will usually see your new status. Update your status when many people are online.

today

was another great day. learned something new: the piano and guitar part of the song playing in my blog. so im very satisfied with myself. still working on singing along, but thats ok, these things take a while.

dont cha

like screwing up polls and opinion askers?

competition

it brings out the best in us. my question: is it the only way to put us at our best? or can love do better?

magic

i learned how to edit nasty words out of songs. take a look!

really?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090319/ap_on_go_pr_wh/obama

note: he doesn't say when. so really this is the equivalent of saying "everyone dies"