but that's the definition of irony

didn't really feel like facebooking these stati.

reading a review on the honda insight. side ads are for toyota prius.

flash drive got really, really hot today and burned out and failed. i was loading firewall software on it.

found a penny at jc penny. couldn't buy anything, though.

MyLifeIsAverage?

also, music change.

done

school's out, why should i blog? nothing ever happens around here anyways...

bloody hands and blackened faces

dug out some older my chemical romance albums, and realized something:

the emo people are right. love is best seen in death. the greater the angst, the stronger the passion. or something like that.

and, apparently, there are two options to do this: the noble sacrifice of self for other, or the giant pity party thrown because of an unstoppable disease. woohoo!

hung over

too much of a good thing, but here are the best of those good things

wine is crap nasty. but it gets better with every sip! had a quarter glass hidden in a tea cup.

shrimp is awesome, so are prawns

michael jackson is dead? whaaat??

billy mays too? whaaat??

who's farrah fawcett?

don't hit on girls you don't know. especially if you're both underage.

more later

on vacation

again. i can see russia from my cruise ship!

sometimes i think i abuse my powers of observation, which allow me to determine what is occurring within one's life. invasion of privacy? perhaps. but i can't help but point out to myself who's feeling depressed, who's incredibly happy, who's NOT at home, and who's highly insecure. there are more, but you wouldn't want to know what i know. of course, there are others who play the game with me, but i'm the only one who actually consciously hides what i'm feeling.

satire

here's how to write truly biting, hilarious, satire. both family guy and the simpsons are experts at this, and now i'll show you some tricks of the trade.

1. fully incorporate the soul into your satire.

(example: twitter plus blonde)

i luv to heart me!!! this thing is allll about me!!!
posted 1 minute ago

just realized that i amm the mostt important part of my life ROXLFX
posted 2 minutes ago

I iz soooo speciall
posted 3 minutes ago

thus, you incorporate the typical blonde joke, a tongue in cheek analysis of twitter, and the caffeinated double or triple key tap at the end of various words, which is 2nd on the list of most annoying things in the world after smilies.

2nd, you must be funny without seeming intentional. Humor stems from the truth displayed in a different way. The drier the satire, the better.

3rd, never force something or try too hard. Good satire is easy to write.

4th, if you have a hidden agenda against the things you skewer, it becomes far easier to write.

thanks for reading! pokemon FTW!