Tuesday, May 18, 2010

the circle... or is it a pyramid?



your best friend/girlfriend/guyfriend/invisble friend/your hand

your better friends/that one girl or guy/also: slightly retarded when you're all together


your facebook friends/family friends/friends' friends/that one girl or guy you met somewhere and you thought they were really hot and not only that but they were single too and you'd love to hang out with them more but you don't want to come on to them too hard or you want to leave your options open


your acquaintances/the monty python troop,


your enemies/the opposite political party/hitler


everyone else/the world/those starving kids in africa/your perfect soulmate

Monday, May 17, 2010


bad decisions and non-rationality for 5 brief months

sleep. hey now, quit complaining. 5 hours of sleep is plenty. you'll live.

the great gastrointestinal consequences of eating processed food

expectations, degradations, lack of motivation.

the fear of public speaking

the airforce and a crappy scholarship and an even worse pos lead lab, and joining the army. hooah

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

spam, wonderful spam

increase size of small neck..try like viagra..work for 98% men, other 2% not work because gay...please try! also, you win!

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

holy crap

i'm back! and i'm here to kick terrorist into the black! be checking back soon!

next time on CTH:
*strained face*
You must have faith!
*another strained face*
*3 shocked faces in a sequence*
He's back...
New season premieres soon! But the networks might cancel it, so you better show your support through facebook groups and fan sites!

Monday, January 25, 2010

for your reading pleasure

biola was so eager to accept me, they only took a week to send me my acceptance letter!

but in all seriousness, i'm very happy to have a place to move off to. it seems that my family has grown even more dysfunctional, so getting away will be a nice change of pace.

hopefully, i won't be shacked up with someone i know, or knew. this is a chance to meet entirely new STRANGERS. also, they might be azn.

biola was kind enough to accept classes that i thought would not transfer. which means i just saved 20% or more by switching to saddleback. what a concept!

still don't have a car. still can't drive (legally). walking is always better, greener... more *gag* romantic. yes, i will still be hormone driven, particularly sophomore year. some things never change.

of course, you can't walk to the beach. but you can take a bus. again, what a concept!

doing my best to land a base overseas for Air Force. yes, all that tax money that goes to our nation's defense? some of that pays for a university education. that's quite a concept, isn't it?

anyhow, no one else has posted in the last two weeks, which makes this post a C-C-C-C-combo breaker! yes!

Class of 2013, baby!