Wednesday, January 19, 2011

zombie mode

that is what this blog is in right now. everything is a decaying mess.
but did you know that two spaces after a full stop is WRONG? My mind is full of safe/NSFW.

I'm working out, getting strong, being capable. I've looked back at myself, at the old pictures, the old numbers, how weak I used to be. The Army has made me strong. I have made myself even stronger. Here's my numbers for the APFT:
Jan 2010: 44 Pushups, 38 Situps (Failure), 15:40 run.
May 2010: 66 Pushups, 66 Situps, 13:10 run.
Sept 2010: 81 Pushups, 72 Situps, 12:58 run.
Dec 2010: 84 Pushups, 82 Situps, 12:54 run.

But the APFT doesn't measure functional strength, you might say. What's your real numbers?
I didn't lift back then. I still don't really lift now, to my own detriment. But here's what I have
Jan bench: 65#
May bench: 95#
Dec bench:135#

this is, unfortunately, all i have, but across the board, this is twice as good as last year. This is far from over, though.
I've adjusted my screensaver to give me motivation.
I'm addicted to workouts. If I don't do them, I feel terrible.
I just don't want to end up a fatty, or be so weak I can't do crap. Anyhow... NSFW

Thought I just turned into a fitness freak, didn't ya? Still have a few other things to share.
Music choices have changed so much more. I'm now open to everything from folk rock (Mumford&Sons) to heavy dubstep dance mixes (Skrillex, PRime). But the radio just keeps pumping out the same tunes that we've heard for the past year and more. the best sites for new music?
pandora always puts out.
the hype machine. lots of remixes, lots of trends. think spin mag, except nearly every track is free and RIGHT THERE.
grooveshark. I don't use this personally, but lots of friends swear by it.

Some of my findings posted. Eccentric is the key word here.

Ahhh, spring time.
It's time. I will FIND YOU AND ASK YOU OUT.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

the circle... or is it a pyramid?



your best friend/girlfriend/guyfriend/invisble friend/your hand

your better friends/that one girl or guy/also: slightly retarded when you're all together


your facebook friends/family friends/friends' friends/that one girl or guy you met somewhere and you thought they were really hot and not only that but they were single too and you'd love to hang out with them more but you don't want to come on to them too hard or you want to leave your options open


your acquaintances/the monty python troop,


your enemies/the opposite political party/hitler


everyone else/the world/those starving kids in africa/your perfect soulmate

Monday, May 17, 2010


bad decisions and non-rationality for 5 brief months

sleep. hey now, quit complaining. 5 hours of sleep is plenty. you'll live.

the great gastrointestinal consequences of eating processed food

expectations, degradations, lack of motivation.

the fear of public speaking

the airforce and a crappy scholarship and an even worse pos lead lab, and joining the army. hooah

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

spam, wonderful spam

increase size of small neck..try like for 98% men, other 2% not work because gay...please try! also, you win!

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

holy crap

i'm back! and i'm here to kick terrorist into the black! be checking back soon!

next time on CTH:
*strained face*
You must have faith!
*another strained face*
*3 shocked faces in a sequence*
He's back...
New season premieres soon! But the networks might cancel it, so you better show your support through facebook groups and fan sites!

Monday, January 25, 2010

for your reading pleasure

biola was so eager to accept me, they only took a week to send me my acceptance letter!

but in all seriousness, i'm very happy to have a place to move off to. it seems that my family has grown even more dysfunctional, so getting away will be a nice change of pace.

hopefully, i won't be shacked up with someone i know, or knew. this is a chance to meet entirely new STRANGERS. also, they might be azn.

biola was kind enough to accept classes that i thought would not transfer. which means i just saved 20% or more by switching to saddleback. what a concept!

still don't have a car. still can't drive (legally). walking is always better, greener... more *gag* romantic. yes, i will still be hormone driven, particularly sophomore year. some things never change.

of course, you can't walk to the beach. but you can take a bus. again, what a concept!

doing my best to land a base overseas for Air Force. yes, all that tax money that goes to our nation's defense? some of that pays for a university education. that's quite a concept, isn't it?

anyhow, no one else has posted in the last two weeks, which makes this post a C-C-C-C-combo breaker! yes!

Class of 2013, baby!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

i'm confused

why, biola, do you not set up your application process to check to see whether i have paid or not?

Christmas = missions trip to Bolivia. Funfunfun

Yellow Fever shots hurt pretty bad.

I won't lie, I'm tired of blogging. maybe some other year...