Thursday, April 30, 2009

1984 pt 2

btw, pensacola's theology/social life is totally flawed:

rewards for turning in students who don't follow the rules.

(N)KJV is the only correct translation of the Bible.

No spring break, just study.

You may not open your window.

You may not adjust your thermostat.

and you can't have more than 8 people at a table in the Commons, apparently to stop secret societies.

and they're trying to lure me there with a wave machine.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009


been looking up colleges. pensacola sounded fun. now it sounds Orwellian. until i can find three outside sources saying its perfectly fine, i'm not going. the college refuses to be accredited too, because somehow accreditation goes "against our philosophy".

no t-shirts or jeans (NOO!!!)


no going to beaches with any sort of surf (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!)

and for the weird stuff:

no pets, not even pet rocks (subject to debate)

no movie theaters (what the...)

no borrowing

no touching people of the opposite sex. oh right. because std's go through the skin. right. right.

oh, and PCC makes Christians look bad. real bad.

Monday, April 20, 2009

can't stop

Saying you're about to quit ends up giving you more material, so here's some wonderfully odd stuff in my life.

Air drumming can often cause people to think you're spasming.

Air guitaring can often cause others to air drum.

You don't sing as well as you think you do.

My blog now has a "Monetize" feature. I am currently earning 1 cent a week.

"If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit!" - The Chewbacca defense.

Friday, April 17, 2009

ok fine

i couldn't help it. i've spammed my facebook status a little too much, and i want to keep the current one up, so here goes:

my mouth tastes like blood all the time, and smells of it too. i love it. i must be a vampire. i lack my canines though, they got pulled out. so i'm a twilight vampire. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

the world is quiet here.

@aplusk beat out @cnn for 1 million twitter followers. yay people in africa get mosquito nets!

coldplay tix are expensive.

and now, back to the break.

i am ninja too

the creators of are taking a break after 4 years of being funny. and i'm taking a break after 6 months of being crappy. be back later!

Tuesday, April 7, 2009


5 surefire ways to get your fb status noticed, something everyone, deep (and sometimes not so deep) inside of them, wants.

1. Quote some well known line from any cult movie.

2. Complain about any current political events.

3. Make a good joke.

4. Use a writing style totally different from anyone else.
4.5 If you tend to have a lot of well-educated friends, using improper grammar can help.

5. Flame somebody. preferably someone who's ALWAYS on FB.

BONUS!: say you're really (emotion), but don't say why.

Technical: FB's live update will ensure whoever's online will usually see your new status. Update your status when many people are online.

Friday, April 3, 2009


was another great day. learned something new: the piano and guitar part of the song playing in my blog. so im very satisfied with myself. still working on singing along, but thats ok, these things take a while.