the circle... or is it a pyramid?

you

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your best friend/girlfriend/guyfriend/invisble friend/your hand

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your better friends/that one girl or guy/also: slightly retarded when you're all together

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your facebook friends/family friends/friends' friends/that one girl or guy you met somewhere and you thought they were really hot and not only that but they were single too and you'd love to hang out with them more but you don't want to come on to them too hard or you want to leave your options open

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your acquaintances/the monty python troop,

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your enemies/the opposite political party/hitler

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everyone else/the world/those starving kids in africa/your perfect soulmate

defying

bad decisions and non-rationality for 5 brief months

sleep. hey now, quit complaining. 5 hours of sleep is plenty. you'll live.

the great gastrointestinal consequences of eating processed food

expectations, degradations, lack of motivation.

the fear of public speaking

the airforce and a crappy scholarship and an even worse pos lead lab, and joining the army. hooah

spam, wonderful spam

increase size of small neck..try like viagra..work for 98% men, other 2% not work because gay...please try! also, you win!

holy crap

i'm back! and i'm here to kick terrorist into the black! be checking back soon!

next time on CTH:
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You must have faith!
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WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE?!?
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He's back...
New season premieres soon! But the networks might cancel it, so you better show your support through facebook groups and fan sites!