Wednesday, October 28, 2009

i read it for the articles, really

so i've read enough esquire and GQ mags to learn what I should know about women. Here's a summary:

1. Most women like to be touched. But not really. It's either got to be a full on hug, or, in the case of the more skittish, a side hug. but feel free to go all captain morgan on them, and go with the full hug.

2. Men should, apparently, look nice, but not impeccable.

3. Men should be assertive, but not controlling.

4. In summary: a man should be a man, whatever that may be. women apparently have a hard time making up their minds

mystery solved

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2 comments:

Gabriel said...

I'm not sure if GQ is the best place to go for a holistic view of Men and Women...but it certainly represents someone's views about women and men. Perhaps it would do you good to find out just who's opinions those are. =P

Tim said...

hey now, you know never to take any of my blog posts seriously, right? ;)