Wednesday, December 31, 2008

why i hate the inheritance series now

ok, first of all, without plot, character development, or originality, paolini is a great scenery writer. now, with that disclaimer...

like most sequels, the series starts off great. there was a lot of potential to be realized from eragon. but then...

eldest was pretty bad. that murtagh thing totally came off badly. i totally saw that coming. oh, and thank god that paolini did not write more poems for eragon to read.

i only read the first hundred pages of whatever the third one's called, but basically everybody's gonna be a dragon rider. ok, not everybody. but it wouldn't surprise me if the third egg hatches for roran, and he marries katrina, and eragon leaves and thats the end.

the big thing is that eragon is now iron man. it all makes sense!




look similar?

in eragon's smackdown/retribution/grudge match with the razac, he turns into iron man! i can see it now! "power diminishing to 25%, reverting power to life support"

also, system wide zune crashes the night i get my ipod. i laugh at microsoft.

1 comment:

Cree said...

I've been saying it all along...Eragon pretty much sucks.