5 surefire ways to get your fb status noticed, something everyone, deep (and sometimes not so deep) inside of them, wants.
1. Quote some well known line from any cult movie.
2. Complain about any current political events.
3. Make a good joke.
4. Use a writing style totally different from anyone else.
4.5 If you tend to have a lot of well-educated friends, using improper grammar can help.
5. Flame somebody. preferably someone who's ALWAYS on FB.
BONUS!: say you're really (emotion), but don't say why.
Technical: FB's live update will ensure whoever's online will usually see your new status. Update your status when many people are online.
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